|Thursday, August 17th, 2017|
Humidity is 85%. Who cares what the temperature is. If I never post again it may be because I drowned while breathing. Current Mood: grumpy
|Wednesday, July 26th, 2017|
|That's Not Yogurt
I view anything labelled "yogurt alternative" with extreme suspicion, even more so now that I've tried it. If ever you find yourself tempted by such a thing, go eat something else. Trust me on this one. Current Mood: awake
|Sunday, July 2nd, 2017|
Got back from InconJunction. It was fun. I am tired. I should post here more often. When I'm not tired I am lazy. Bleh. Stuff. Current Mood: tired
|Wednesday, June 14th, 2017|
|This Should Sum Up The Past Week Or So
It's too damn hot, the cats are shedding, the tortoise is growing, I've played so much Overwatch that my hands hurt and I see the maps clearly when I close my eyes, and the house isn't cleaning itself even though I've given it plenty of opportunity.
So yeah. Basically all that. Current Mood: lazy
|Wednesday, May 31st, 2017|
|Fun With Synonyms With A Side Of Cat Trouble
Today my youngest spawn turned 21. He is old.
Wait. What does that make me then?
Mature? Nope. Refined? Nah. Decrepit? Possibly. Senile? You bet.
Oh, and our smallest, stupidest cat gave me stress-related gray hair tonight when I couldn't find her anywhere. Eventually she just appeared out of thin air so I can only assume she'd been travelling between realities again. One of the older smellier cats could tell I had been stressed and kept trying to lick my face. While I appreciated the sentiment, her breath was not improving anything at all. Current Mood: tired
|Wednesday, May 17th, 2017|
|Is It Naptime Yet?
It is WINDY AS FUCK outside today. The rosebush has broken free of where it was tied to the porch and now blocks the front door. Low tree branches were quite the obstacle when I mowed the back yard. A piece of something-or-other came off the house. Siding trim? I dunno. Probably going to be a pain to put back up.
The cats do not care.
Neither does the tortoise. Current Mood: lethargic
|Friday, May 12th, 2017|
Today while I was out I got some mulch for the strawberry patch. Now I just need to go pull some weeds and put the mulch around the plants. Oh look! Internets! I'll just check a few things, it won't take long. Just like how I played a tiny bit of Overwatch last night before cleaning the kitchen...wait. I never did get around to doing that. Hmm. There seems to be a sort of pattern emerging here. I should Google it. Maybe see if Reddit has any threads about it. Tumblr probably knows what's going on... This may take a while... Current Mood: lazy
|Monday, May 1st, 2017|
|I Am Multifaceted As Well As Boring
Guess who was vacuuming at 1 in the morning?
And who has ignored a stack of dishes in the kitchen for far too long with plans to continue doing so?
Also me. Current Mood: ditzy
|Sunday, April 30th, 2017|
|Not Dead Just Boring
The cat has just done something unspeakable in the litter pan. I just wish it was unsmellable as well. Current Mood: lazy
|Monday, April 17th, 2017|
|Today I Noticed
In the weed patch that has some strawberry plants thrown in, there are tons of slugs. I should probably do something about that. Current Mood: lethargic
|Friday, April 7th, 2017|
|It's Friday, I Am Sick
I have a cold.
The world needs to stop everything until this problem is resolved.
Grass needs to stop growing.
Dishes need to stop getting dirty.
Oh and I think there might be a bird in here somewhere. One of the cats brought one in and let it go, and I haven't seen it leave.
*cough* Current Mood: groggy
|Monday, April 3rd, 2017|
Seems I'm going to have to be careful about listening to any Ludo playlists as the past few times I've put one on it has summoned Jehovah's Witnesses. Current Mood: confused
|Monday, March 20th, 2017|
|I Love Indiana
First day of spring and I wake up to a big ol' thunderstorm. At least I have an excuse to not do some of the outdoor stuff that needs doing. Current Mood: groggy
|Friday, March 3rd, 2017|
I wonder if I'll ever be able to disconnect "Overwatch" and "Big Gay Furry Gang Bang" in my head or if the terms are now fused for eternity? Current Mood: contemplative
|Thursday, February 16th, 2017|
If Disney ever wanted to make an animated movie of my life the only way I would give permission for it is if I got to have an epic song about how awesome it is that I remembered to take out the trash. Current Mood: content
|Wednesday, February 15th, 2017|
I suppose one has no right to complain about weird dreams after dozing off while listening to an audiobook of H.P. Lovecraft stories. Current Mood: sleepy
|Friday, February 3rd, 2017|
|Saturday, January 21st, 2017|
|Need To Brush Up On My Folklore
This morning I was awakened by an audibly flatulent House Cat. Is it a sign of some sort? I'm not sure what that means for the future. Current Mood: silly
|Saturday, January 14th, 2017|
|Still Alive But Without Proof Of It
Holy crap I haven't posted on here in a month! Have I been so busy with interesting adventures that I couldn't spare the time?!
Have I been posting fascinating minutiae on other parts on the internet?
The only theory I currently have is that my laziness has reached an all-time high. The state of the living room carpet and the never-emptying sink full of dirty dishes back this up.
I should go do something about that actually... or I could play Overwatch. I got that this month. It's fun. I'm awful at it but at least I help other players get their kill counts up? Heh. Current Mood: lazy
|Wednesday, December 14th, 2016|
|Infrastructure Repair FTW
Okay so there's a work crew attempting to replace a pole and re-string power lines next to my house. It is seven degrees outside. I do not envy them their job today. Current Mood: groggy