|Sunday, April 30th, 2017|
|Not Dead Just Boring
The cat has just done something unspeakable in the litter pan. I just wish it was unsmellable as well. Current Mood: lazy
|Monday, April 17th, 2017|
|Today I Noticed
In the weed patch that has some strawberry plants thrown in, there are tons of slugs. I should probably do something about that. Current Mood: lethargic
|Friday, April 7th, 2017|
|It's Friday, I Am Sick
I have a cold.
The world needs to stop everything until this problem is resolved.
Grass needs to stop growing.
Dishes need to stop getting dirty.
Oh and I think there might be a bird in here somewhere. One of the cats brought one in and let it go, and I haven't seen it leave.
*cough* Current Mood: groggy
|Monday, April 3rd, 2017|
Seems I'm going to have to be careful about listening to any Ludo playlists as the past few times I've put one on it has summoned Jehovah's Witnesses. Current Mood: confused
|Monday, March 20th, 2017|
|I Love Indiana
First day of spring and I wake up to a big ol' thunderstorm. At least I have an excuse to not do some of the outdoor stuff that needs doing. Current Mood: groggy
|Friday, March 3rd, 2017|
I wonder if I'll ever be able to disconnect "Overwatch" and "Big Gay Furry Gang Bang" in my head or if the terms are now fused for eternity? Current Mood: contemplative
|Thursday, February 16th, 2017|
If Disney ever wanted to make an animated movie of my life the only way I would give permission for it is if I got to have an epic song about how awesome it is that I remembered to take out the trash. Current Mood: content
|Wednesday, February 15th, 2017|
I suppose one has no right to complain about weird dreams after dozing off while listening to an audiobook of H.P. Lovecraft stories. Current Mood: sleepy
|Friday, February 3rd, 2017|
|Saturday, January 21st, 2017|
|Need To Brush Up On My Folklore
This morning I was awakened by an audibly flatulent House Cat. Is it a sign of some sort? I'm not sure what that means for the future. Current Mood: silly
|Saturday, January 14th, 2017|
|Still Alive But Without Proof Of It
Holy crap I haven't posted on here in a month! Have I been so busy with interesting adventures that I couldn't spare the time?!
Have I been posting fascinating minutiae on other parts on the internet?
The only theory I currently have is that my laziness has reached an all-time high. The state of the living room carpet and the never-emptying sink full of dirty dishes back this up.
I should go do something about that actually... or I could play Overwatch. I got that this month. It's fun. I'm awful at it but at least I help other players get their kill counts up? Heh. Current Mood: lazy
|Wednesday, December 14th, 2016|
|Infrastructure Repair FTW
Okay so there's a work crew attempting to replace a pole and re-string power lines next to my house. It is seven degrees outside. I do not envy them their job today. Current Mood: groggy
|Tuesday, December 13th, 2016|
IT'S SNOWING! PRETTY PRETTY SNOW! ALL FLUFFY AND WHITE AND COVERING UP ALL THE JUNK IN THE BACK YARD!
This mood of mine will last until the snow annoys me. For now it is pretty and wonderful. Let It Snow! 'Cuz it's not like you can stop it anyways. Current Mood: bouncy
|Tuesday, December 6th, 2016|
|It's December 6 Already!
I need to put more shiny crap out where I can see it.
I have a whole closet full of decorations. In my head I've decorated and re-decorated.
In reality I've hung a wreath by the front door and put a tiny tree on top of the microwave in the kitchen. Just the tree. It doesn't have ornaments on it yet.
Maybe I should watch some holiday home tours on youtube to get in the mood. Those houses are so much cleaner than mine though. I need videos of people festively arranging the candy wrappers on the top of an overfull trash can or stringing lights around a pile of dirty laundry. Some mistletoe hung above the kitty litter, perhaps?
Speaking of cats, they're all going nuts today. I think they're bored. Current Mood: groggy
|Monday, December 5th, 2016|
|Wednesday, November 30th, 2016|
|Monday, November 21st, 2016|
|Sunday, November 13th, 2016|
|It's A Nice Day For Senility
It occurred to me that I have lived here for nine years. NINE YEARS.
I should probably vacuum or something. Current Mood: ditzy
|Monday, November 7th, 2016|
|What Is The Smell Of Burning Hair And Lack Of Dignity?
House Cat thought a window was open, jumped up at it, hit the glass, lost her balance on the sill, fell onto a table and while she was gathering her wits she rested the tip of her tail near a lit candle and singed her fur.
Seems animals really do start to resemble their humans over time.
I keep neglecting this poor lil' LJ. Not that I don't have tons of interesting stuff to share. Last month I touched a stink bug (accident) picked up a dead possum (on purpose) got gluten-free cake for my birthday, and had a bee land on the tip of my nose without drama. Nifty stuff that I keep forgetting to post about.
So before I forget again, Saturday I went shopping and I now have a CHICKEN HAT! Is it a chicken? Is it a hat? It is both! So awesome!
I am easily amused and in need of coffee. Current Mood: silly
|Saturday, October 29th, 2016|
|It's Probably A Good Thing That I'm Not In Charge Of Anything Important
I think if I was ever in charge of a restaurant where there were costumed characters (like Chuck E Cheese or summat) I would have those employees double as security. Imagine someone getting thrown out of somewhere by guards in silly costumes. Fun would be had by all, even on the way to the hospital. Current Mood: awake